Wednesday, January 26, 2011

SOME MORE FUNNY STUFF--REALLY FUNNY STUFF

GOD KEEPS PUTTING THIS FUNNY STUFF IN MY LAP. I GUESS HE WANTS US TO LAUGH MORE THAN WE DO.

THIS LIST OF BELLY-LAUGH BANTER CAME VIA WILLY OUR LANDLORD.

THIS TIME I HAVE A LONG LIST OF AMUSING MAXIMS--YOU WILL RECEIVE THEM THREE DAYS IN A ROW:


1. NEVER BE AFRAID TO TRY SOMETHING NEW. REMEMBER, AMATEURS BUILT THE ARK! PRO'S BUILT THE "TITANIC."


2 YOUR CONSCIENCE IS WHAT HURTS WHEN EVERYTHING ELSE FEELS SOOOO GOOD!

3. TALK IS CHEAP--BECAUSE SUPPLY EXCEEDS DEMAND.

4. STUPIDITY GOT US INTO THIS MESS--HOW COME IT CAN'T GET US OUT?

5. LOVE IS GRAND! DIVORCE IS--ONE-HUNDRED GRAND!

6. EVEN IF YOU ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK--YOU'LL GET RUN OVER IF YOU JUST SIT THERE!

7. POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON--THEY SHOULD BE CHANGED REGULARLY AND FOR
THE SAME REASON.

8. AN OPTIMIST THINKS THAT THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE WORLD.

9. A PESSIMIST FEARS THAT IT'S TRUE.

10. THERE IS ALWAYS DEATH AND TAXES--HOWEVER DEATH DOESN'T GET WORSE EVERY YEAR.

11. PEOPLE WILL ACCEPT YOUR IDEAS MUCH QUICKER IF YOU SAY,"BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
SAID IT FIRST."

12. IT'S EASIER TO FIGHT FOR ONE'S PRINCIPLES THAN IT IS TO LIVE UP TO THEM.



I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I COULD BARELY GET THROUGH THE LIST. IF YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AND LAUGH A LOT AND LEAVE ME SOME COMMENTS--I'LL GIVE YOU THE SECOND LIST TOMORROW WHICH WILL BE YESTERDAY--THE DAY AFTER. LOL

GOD BLESS! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!