Friday, January 28, 2011

MORE FUNNY STUFF #3

HERE WE GO AGAIN:

25. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE--IS LIKE NIGHT.

26. I HAVE KLEPTOMANIA--BUT WHEN IT GETS BAD--I TAKE SOMETHING FOR IT.

27. IF MARRIAGE WERE OUTLAWED--ONLY OUTLAWS WOULD HAVE IN-LAWS.

28. I AM NOT A PERFECTIONIST--MY PARENTS WERE THOUGH.

29. LIFE IS AN ENDLESS STRUGGLE,FULL OF FRUSTRATIONS AND CHALLENGES--BUT EVENTUALLY WE FIND A HAIR STYLIST WE LIKE.

30. WE KNOW WE'RE GETTING OLD WHEN WE GET THE SAME SENSATION FROM A ROCKING CHAIR THAT WE ONCE GOT FROM A ROLLER COASTER.

31. ONE OF LIFE'S MYSTERIES--HOW A TWO LB. BOX OF CHOCOLATES CAN MAKE A WOMAN GAIN 5LBS..?

32. IT'S FRUSTRATING WHEN WE KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS--BUT NOBODY BOTHERS TO ASK US THE QUESTIONS.

33. THE REAL ART OF CONVERSATION--NOT ONLY TO SAY THE RIGHT THING AT THE RIGHT TIME, BUT TO LEAVE UNSAID THE WRONG THING AT A TEMPTING MOMENT.

34. BRAIN CELLS COME AND BRAIN CELLS GO--FAT CELLS LIVE FOREVER!

35. AGE DOESN'T ALWAYS BRING WISDOM--SOMETIMES AGE COMES ALONE.

36. LIFE NOT ONLY BEGINS AT FORTY--IT BEGINS TO SHOW!


AND ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT WE DON'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD--WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING!!

GOD BLESS! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!