I believe that God loves laughter and that is why every so often He provides us with lists like the following:
1. Only borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
2. 47% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
3. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
4. A conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
5. If you want to see a rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.
6. OOOKAAAY--What's the speed of dark?
7. How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
8. If everything is going well--you've overlooked something.
9. Depression is simply anger without enthusiasm.
10. If everything is coming your way--change lanes.
11. I intend to live forever--so far, so good.
12. If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends?
13. What happens if you get scared to death--twice?
14. My mechanic couldn't fix my brakes--so I made the horn louder.
15. Why do PSYCHICS have to ask you your name?
16. Experience is something you don't get until after you need it.
17. Hardness of butter is in proportion to softness of the bread.
18. To steal from one is called plagiarism; to steal from many--is research.
19. Eagles soar--but weasels don't get sucked into Jet engines.
20. The problem with the GENE pool? NO LIFEGUARD!!
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God Bless! See you next time!
Reading these together with you while on the phone was DOUBLE the pleasure!
ReplyDeleteKeep them coming. This is GOOD stuff Maynard and we all know that laughter is, indeed, the BEST medicine!
Love you! XOXO